Best Funny Political Jokes

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car.
I think I might have car owner virus.

Every year charities spend millions trying to end poverty and nothing ever changes. Maybe it’s time to accept the facts. If you live in the middle of a desert and the nearest supermarket is hundreds of miles away MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.

Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.

I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!