Just found out that I have Jewish blood in my family. My German grandfather was a scientist in the 1940s and he has a load of lab equipment in his basement.
Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.
I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.