Just found out that due to a genetic defect I can’t drive and I have a lack of spatial awareness. I also can’t think logically and I get terrible mood swings.
On the plus side I can have kids, I’m great in the kitchen and I’ve got a cracking set of tits.
Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.