Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.


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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
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Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!


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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.


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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.


in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.