Best Funny Political Jokes

Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.

Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

The news is full of lies… Just went to the bank to get my hair cut and security escorted me from the premises!

Just found out that due to a genetic defect I can’t drive and I have a lack of spatial awareness. I also can’t think logically and I get terrible mood swings.

On the plus side I can have kids, I’m great in the kitchen and I’ve got a cracking set of tits.

Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.