Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Gun Control

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Im a great believer in gun control. That’s why I always smoke a couple of cigarettes before I go out shooting because it helps keeps my hands steady.

Chinese

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Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.

Operation

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+17 -32

Donald Trump went into hospital recently for a circumcision operation.
The doctor said “Sorry I can’t go through with this. It’s too dangerous because Donald is a total dick”.

Fuel Prices

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+26 -42

Fuel prices going up don’t effect me. When I fill up I only ever put £20 in.

Toilet Tissue

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+9 -25

Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award?
For It’s No “Skids” left behind program

American Special Forces

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+4 -20

I watched a cracking documentary about the American Special Forces last night. It was called ‘Team America: World Police’.