Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Respek

in Political Jokes
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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Cow

in Political Jokes
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

World Cup Winner

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
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After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.