Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Elections

in Political Jokes
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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Respek

in Political Jokes
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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Cow

in Political Jokes
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.