Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Islamic Terrorist

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Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Obama Road Crossing?

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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.


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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.


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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.


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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.


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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.