Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

New Presidential Oath

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I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!

Sexy Politics

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Can’t believe how sexy politics has become since Barack Obama took office. When he was on the TV the other day I think I must have jerked off about 3 times.