Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Elections

in Political Jokes
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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Cow

in Political Jokes
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Respek

in Political Jokes
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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.