Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.


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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.


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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.


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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.


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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.


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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.


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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.