Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

New Girlfriend

in Political Jokes
+17 -30

My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+11 -25

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Airline Passengers

in Political Jokes
+29 -43

According to a recent survey young kids are apparently the most annoying airline passengers.

I would have thought it might be terrorists.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+30 -44

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?

Homeless Guy

in Political Jokes
+21 -35

A cheeky homeless guy with a dog came up to me earlier today asking me for some money for food. I told him “If you were really hungry you would have eaten your dog by now.”

Chinese

in Political Jokes
+34 -49

Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.