Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Recycle

in Political Jokes
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I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Elections

in Political Jokes
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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Cow

in Political Jokes
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Respek

in Political Jokes
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Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.