Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
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If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Election

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If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.

Cigarette

in Political Jokes
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Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+20 -48

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

UK School

in Political Jokes
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I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.