Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Dangerous World

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Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.

Science Discovery

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Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.

New Varient

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A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.

Always Say No

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When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.

Stages

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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Treason Day

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Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!