Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

School Curriculum

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The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Afghan Hospital

in Political Jokes
+21 -45

What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.

Holidays Online

in Political Jokes
+13 -39

When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -62

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Election

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+32 -59

If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.

Cigarette

in Political Jokes
+18 -46

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.