Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Gag Chat-Up Line

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Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?

Coach Chatup Line

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Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.

Colour Pick Up Line

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What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.

Mom Chat-Up Line

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Hi, my mom says I am kind of a big deal.

Wouldn’t Mind

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Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.