Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
04
Feb

Gay Pick-Up Line

By Aidy
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -54

Hi I’m gay, can I touch your boobs?

06
Apr

McDonalds Pick UP Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -43

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

19
Jan

Windows Password Pickup

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -43

Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?

13
Nov

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -56

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

23
Jan

Jay Chat-up Line

By Jay
in Pick Up Lines
+34 -65

Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.

22
May

Covid19 Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
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+14 -46

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

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