Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Breastfeed Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -36

Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -44

Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

Message Pick Up

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -59

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Shirt Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -52

Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…