Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Gillette Pickup Line

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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Ass Chatup Line

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Is it normal for your ass to bleed?

Viagra Pickup Line

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Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.

Lips Pick Up Line

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Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.

Stiff Pick-Up Line

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**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

McDonalds Pick UP Line

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Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.