Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
19
Nov

Overheard Pickup Line

By Ronb
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -40

Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.

14
Jan

Survey Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -40

Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

26
Feb

Mexican Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -39

Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

21
Apr

Gillette Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -34

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

19
Aug

Medusa PickUp Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -32

Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?

31
Oct

Ass Chatup Line

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -34

Is it normal for your ass to bleed?

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