Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Earthquake Pick Up Line

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Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?

Orphanage Pick-Up Line

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Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Chinese Pick Up Line

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I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

Gay Pick-Up Line

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Hi I’m gay, can I touch your boobs?

Jay Chat-up Line

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Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.

Windows Password Pickup

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Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?