Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
17
Dec

Lips Pick Up Line

By AidyG
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -44

Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.

31
Oct

Ass Chatup Line

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -34

Is it normal for your ass to bleed?

21
Oct

Earthquake Pick Up Line

By Jimi
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -48

Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?

31
Dec

Orphanage Pick-Up Line

By AdyB
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -44

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

06
Jan

Stiff Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -49

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

20
Aug

Chinese Pick Up Line

By Fos14
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -40

I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

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