Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Jacked Pick Up Line

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Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

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You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

Black Pick-Up Line

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Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

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Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Pokeman Chatup Line

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+7 -45

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Nipples Pick Up Line

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+29 -71

Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?