Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.
Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.