Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?
Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.
What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.