Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Breastfeed Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -38

Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.

Message Pick Up

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+18 -51

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!