Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

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(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Shirt Chatup Line

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Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

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You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

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Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Jew Pick Up Line

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Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

Black Pick-Up Line

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Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.