Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

See You Pick Up Line

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I’d love to see you take a sh*t.

Jacked Pick Up Line

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Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!

Pokeman Chatup Line

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STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Covid 19 Pickup Line

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I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.

Nipples Pick Up Line

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Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Gag Chat-Up Line

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Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?