Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Pokeman Chatup Line

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STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Jew Pick Up Line

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Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

Nipples Pick Up Line

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Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Gag Chat-Up Line

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Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?

Coach Chatup Line

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Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.

Colour Pick Up Line

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What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.