Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Dec

New Baby

By Andrew

in General Jokes

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Apparently when someone messages you a picture of their new baby it’s offensive to send a message back saying “Better luck next time”!

Jan

Car Horn

By Pedro

in General Jokes

+117 -52

Loving the new mp3 car horn I’ve recently installed. It’s amazing how much quicker people get out of your way when they start hearing gunshots.

Dec

Lifes Great Mysteries

By David

in General Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+148 -84

A recent study has revealed the top 3 greatest mysteries of life that people struggle with on a daily basis.

1. If sliced bread is so great why is the person who invented it not famous?
2. If blind people wear sunglasses then why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
3. If Chinese people all look the same, why do they need passports?

Jun

Bottle

By TimS

in General Jokes

+116 -53

Why is it that when a baby drinks from a bottle and falls asleep everyone thinks it’s cute but when I do it I get arrested at my local bus station and people call me an alcoholic?

Feb

Gym today

By Dave

in General Jokes

+120 -59

Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

Feb

Pulled over

By SteveG

in General Jokes

+86 -26

Just been pulled over by a cop. He said ‘can you identify yourself sir’ so I pulled out a mirror and said ‘yep that’s me!’