Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Fighting

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The following conversation happened after calling the police.

Police: What’s your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting over me.
Police: OK and what’s the problem?
Me: The fat one is winning!

Dwarf Friend

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My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

Sad Coffee

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Q. Why was the coffee sad?

A. Because it was depresso

Funeral

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A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.

Bottle

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Why is it that when a baby drinks from a bottle and falls asleep everyone thinks it’s cute but when I do it I get arrested at my local bus station and people call me an alcoholic?

Car Horn

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Loving the new mp3 car horn I’ve recently installed. It’s amazing how much quicker people get out of your way when they start hearing gunshots.