Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Call Me Immature

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Some people call me immature but I just recently finished a 700 page book in only 4 days. I really love coloring in.

Homeless Girl

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Symptoms

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I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.

He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”

Sad Coffee

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Q. Why was the coffee sad?

A. Because it was depresso

Funeral

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A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.

Dwarf Friend

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My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.