Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Cake Diet

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Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!

Airplane

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The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down.
Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down.
Son: What?
Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.

Free Pizza

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How to get free pizza on NYE.

Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and then when the person arrives get really angry and shout “I ordered the damn thing a year ago!” .

Life Support

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If I’m ever on life support unplug me then plug me back in. That usually works.

See-Saw

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When you have a fat friend at school see-saws no longer exist, only catapults.

100%

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Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.