05Jul Cake Diet By Sarah in General Jokes +67 -17 Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!
31Mar Airplane By Dave in General Jokes +92 -42 The following conversation took place on an airplane. Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down. Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down. Son: What? Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.
30Dec Free Pizza By Michaelangelo in General Jokes +125 -80 How to get free pizza on NYE. Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and then when the person arrives get really angry and shout “I ordered the damn thing a year ago!” .
06Apr Life Support By Frank76 in General Jokes +76 -31 If I’m ever on life support unplug me then plug me back in. That usually works.
12Nov See-Saw By Jimmy in General Jokes +100 -56 When you have a fat friend at school see-saws no longer exist, only catapults.
07Aug 100% By Your mum in General Jokes +59 -15 Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.