Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Top 100 Things

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Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.

Friend App

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Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded.
It’s called Facebook.

Headmaster

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The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school.

Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it?

Son: No, it was cunt!

Hand grenade

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Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Dealer

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I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.

Alexa

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For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.