04Jan Top 100 Things By LarryB in General Jokes +52 -22 Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.
24Apr Friend App By Sammy in General Jokes +48 -19 Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
02Apr Headmaster By Joe in General Jokes +45 -16 The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school. Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it? Son: No, it was cunt!
07Aug Hand grenade By Casey in General Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +44 -16 Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.
16Apr Dealer By Jake in General Jokes +53 -25 I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.
25Jun Alexa By Dave in General Jokes +36 -9 For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.