Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Health Check

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Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.

Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.

Chocolate

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.

Good Drivers

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A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.

So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.

Money

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Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.

Obsessed Dad

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My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.

String

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Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together.
I shit you knot.