06Jan Health Check By Dave in General Jokes +44 -8 Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check. Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
14Oct Chocolate By AA in General Jokes +48 -14 Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
03Nov Money By SteveG in General Jokes +66 -33 Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
19Mar Good Drivers By Vinny in General Jokes +57 -24 A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers. So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
09Mar String By Toby in General Jokes +88 -57 Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together. I shit you knot.
16Jan Obsessed Dad By Jim in General Jokes +54 -23 My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.