06Jan Health Check By Dave in General Jokes +44 -8 Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check. Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
14Oct Chocolate By AA in General Jokes +48 -14 Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
19Mar Good Drivers By Vinny in General Jokes +57 -24 A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers. So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
03Nov Money By SteveG in General Jokes +66 -33 Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
16Jan Obsessed Dad By Jim in General Jokes +54 -23 My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.
09Mar String By Toby in General Jokes +88 -57 Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together. I shit you knot.