Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Feb

Rang Me

By StephenP

in General Jokes

+33 -8

My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”

I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”

Mar

BMW

By GeorgeA

in General Jokes

+81 -56

Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

Sep

Watch

By Bill

in General Jokes

Tags: Watch

+56 -32

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

May

Pulled over

By BillyK

in General Jokes

+47 -23

Just been pulled over by police and tasered after the following conversation…

Police: Turn around.
Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Police: TURN AROUND!!
Me: BRIGHT EYES, Every now and then I fall apart. And you I need you now tonight, and I need you more than EV(**Tasering starts**)AHHHH!

Sep

Universe

By Stevie22

in General Jokes

+41 -17

The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.

Apr

Cop

By Dannw

in General Jokes

+41 -17

Just had the following conversation after getting pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just keeping up with the traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.