Best Funny General Jokes

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?

My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”

I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”

Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.