Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Exercise

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If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.

Lesbian Viagra

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Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!

Gay Midget

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He finally came out the closet.

The Pizza

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I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.

Master Bates

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Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.

Wikipedia

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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.