Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Katy Perry

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Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common?
A. They can both give you wood.

Left Arm

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I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

Sons Girlfriend

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My son walked in today with his new girlfriend.

“This is Sarah,” he burst out.

“I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled.

“Really? All good I hope,” she smirked.

“Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”

Bicyle

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Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

New Partner

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There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:

He’s black.

Brown And Sticky

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What’s brown and sticky?
Anal