05Jun Katy Perry By Juliet in Dirty Jokes +16 -42 Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common? A. They can both give you wood.
15Jun Left Arm By MattyB in Dirty Jokes +29 -56 I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.
06Nov Sons Girlfriend By Tom in Dirty Jokes +22 -49 My son walked in today with his new girlfriend. “This is Sarah,” he burst out. “I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled. “Really? All good I hope,” she smirked. “Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”
04Mar Bicyle By SteveB in Dirty Jokes +20 -47 Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle? A. Bike-curious.
01Nov New Partner By Das21 in Dirty Jokes Tags: Gay Jokes +28 -56 There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner: He’s black.