Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Boobs

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Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Worlds Dirtiest Joke

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How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.

A little boy

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Kid: *Cough*
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana

Daughter

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My wife came home from work and caught me having sex with my daughter I don’t know what she was more pissed of about the fact that I was having sex with my daughter or that the morgue let me bring her home.

Swallowed

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My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
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What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.