Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Nov

By Das21

in Dirty Jokes

+28 -56

There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:

He’s black.

Sep

By Paddy

in Dirty Jokes

+16 -44

What’s brown and sticky?
Anal

Jul

By Ben

in Dirty Jokes

+29 -57

Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.

Jan

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -51

Q. What’s funnier than being raped?
A. Being raped by a clown

Jun

By JimmyC

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -50

My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.

Aug

By SteveB

in Dirty Jokes

+24 -54

Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.