Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Best dads

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.

Shower

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+21 -49

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Paper Difference

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.

Beach Volleyball

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -54

Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.

Raped

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -51

Q. What’s funnier than being raped?
A. Being raped by a clown

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -50

My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.