Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Sex

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I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.

Barely Legal

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Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

Japseye

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What do Japanese people call their japseye?

Anal

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Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!

Many Times

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Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

Baker

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Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands?
A. He kneaded a poo.