Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Nov

Rock Climbing

By sandro the magician

in Dirty Jokes

+153 -57

Q. What does oral sex with an ugly women and rock climbing have in common?

A. They‘re both more enjoyable if you don’t look down.

May

Googled

By Stevo

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+143 -49

Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

Nov

Child Abuse

By Reverend Peterson

in Dirty Jokes

+158 -65

Can’t believe my website which teaches children how to play guitar has now been blocked by Google and removed from the search results to prevent child abuse… On reflection maybe naming my website fingeringkids.com was a bad idea.

Mar

Ebay

By SteveS

in Dirty Jokes

+155 -65

Can’t believe what a rip-off Ebay is. Just wasted $120 on a penis enlarger. This guy just sent me a magnifying glass and a piece of paper that said “Do not use in sunlight”.

May

Sign

By RachaelE

in Dirty Jokes

+144 -56

Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.

Oct

Butcher

By Maggi8

in Dirty Jokes

+196 -115

Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital?
A. He cut the wrong sausage.