Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Hi,

I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!

Love,

The Dishes

What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.

Q. Why is the penis the saddest part of the human body?

A. Because its hair is a mess, its best friend is a pussy and its next door neighbor is an asshole.

Q: Why do tampons have no friends?
A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.

Q. How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.