Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Clocks Forward

in Dirty Jokes
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Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.

Sperm Bank

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I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming!”?

Voice In Head

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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As she lay there in my bed next to me I thought to myself “relax, you’re not the first doctor to sleep with a patient” but the other voice in my head said “But Howard you are a vet”.

Dirty Mind

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Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN”
A. Popcorn.

Big Boobs

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A recent scientific study has found that 9/10 men prefer big boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men.

Dolphin Tattoo

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.