Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.
Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered
Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.