Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Rules For Love

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Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.

Ice Cream

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I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.

Lip

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What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.

Surprise Blow

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Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.

Teeth Whitened

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My girlfriend had her teeth whitened the other day. Well actually most of it went on her chin.

Bath

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The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath.

Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’
Mum: ‘No not yet!’