06May Rules For Love By Chris in Dirty Jokes +160 -82 Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
30Jun Ice Cream By Andy in Dirty Jokes +141 -64 I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.
29Sep Lip By Sammy in Dirty Jokes +107 -30 What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
21Apr Surprise Blow By Dave in Dirty Jokes +133 -57 Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.
02Apr Teeth Whitened By SteveS in Dirty Jokes +121 -46 My girlfriend had her teeth whitened the other day. Well actually most of it went on her chin.
24Feb Bath By Steve in Dirty Jokes +153 -78 The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath. Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’ Mum: ‘No not yet!’