Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Old People

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What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

Money

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I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.

Little Girl

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Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.

Katy Perry

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Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common?
A. They can both give you wood.

Posh

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Decided to have a posh wank today.

The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.

Gay Agenda

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I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.