Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Anal

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -64

Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+21 -67

What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.

Black And Blue

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s black and blue and hates sex.

Rape victim.

Worlds Dirtiest Joke

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -83

How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.

Swallowed

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -65

My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

Floppy

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -63

I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.