The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.
Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!
What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.
My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.
I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.
I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.