Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Mr Kipling

in Dirty Jokes
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What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?

Fill tarts with cream.

New Girlfriend

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My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her pussy is wetter than a retards chin.

Deaf Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

Shower

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
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I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Paper Difference

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.

New Partner

in Dirty Jokes
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There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:

He’s black.