Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Testing Beds

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I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

Both Hands

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Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress

Women Like Car

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Q. Why are women like cars?
A. Because sometimes you have to use a choke to get them going.

Cup Of Tea

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Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.

Christmas Present

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Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.

Awkward Questions

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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”