Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.


in Dirty Jokes
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I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.


in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”


in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.


in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.