Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Baker

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Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands?
A. He kneaded a poo.

Anal

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Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!

Black And Blue

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What’s black and blue and hates sex.

Rape victim.

Worlds Dirtiest Joke

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How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
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What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.