Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

The Pizza

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I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.

Beach Volleyball

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Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.

Baby

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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.

Master Bates

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Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.

Japseye

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What do Japanese people call their japseye?

Sex

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I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.