Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Gay Agenda

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I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Jacuzzi

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Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.

Grey Hair

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Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!

Seven Seconds

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Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds. Luckily I wrote this in sex.

Bath

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The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!