Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Posh

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Decided to have a posh wank today.

The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.

Beach Volleyball

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Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.

Wikipedia

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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.

Left Arm

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I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

Master Bates

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Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.

Japseye

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What do Japanese people call their japseye?