Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Dark

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between hard and dark?
A. It stays dark all night.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.

Maple tree

in Dirty Jokes
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!

Against Her Will

in Dirty Jokes
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I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”

Kinky b*tch.

Fun Fact

in Dirty Jokes
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Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?