Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Baby

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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.

Barely Legal

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Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

Sex

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I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.

Boobs

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Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Many Times

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Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

Baker

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Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands?
A. He kneaded a poo.