Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

James Bond

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Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Knees

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What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?

Their boobs.

Gay Jokes

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Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

Massive Beaver

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Took a girl back to my place last night and she had a massive beaver. After she got on top of me she asked “Have you taken precautions?” I said “Yes, I’ve tied my feet to the bed”.

Bubbies

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Without nipples bubbies are pointless.

The Sun

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Q: what is the hottest part of the sun..
A: Page 3!