Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Smoker

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Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?

Lesbians

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Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

Dry Spell

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I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes. It doesn’t bother me though.

Gay Club

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Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.

SexyTube

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Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.

Trojan

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Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.