Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Fake

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Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.

Lesbian Viagra

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Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!

Bicyle

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Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

Vegetarians

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Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head?
A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.

Charity Event

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Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

Paper Difference

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Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.