Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Swallowed

in Dirty Jokes
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My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

Floppy

in Dirty Jokes
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I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Toilets

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+56 -121

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.