Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Master Bates

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Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.

Left Arm

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I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.


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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.

Barely Legal

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Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.


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Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.


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I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.