Best Funny Dirty Jokes

I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.

Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.

I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.

What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.

Never judge a book by it’s cover. I ordered a book online last week from Holland called ‘Creamy Jugs’ only to find it’s a book about 18th century cattle farming equipment.

Q. What do toilet paper and mobile phones have in common?

A. They can both easily put you in the sh*t if you use them drunk.