Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Sep

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -35

I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes. It doesn’t bother me though.

Jan

By DavidS

in Dirty Jokes

+44 -57

What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?

Their boobs.

Dec

By Sans

in Dirty Jokes

+35 -48

Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

May

By Tony

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -34

Porn has ruined my life. I’m now too scared to order a pizza.

Oct

By Jimmy

in Dirty Jokes

+32 -45

I used to smoke after sex but now I just use Vaseline.

Sep

By Patty Zinowiew

in Dirty Jokes

+10 -23

Why can’t poop ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in turd!