Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Parking Spaces

in Dirty Jokes
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Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

Poop Race

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -23

Why can’t poop ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in turd!

iPhone

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -19

I had phone sex last night but now my iPhone vibrate has stopped working.

James Bond

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -27

Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Knees

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -57

What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?

Their boobs.