Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Sex – One of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy.

Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.

Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.

I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.

Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.

I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.