Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Sex

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Sex – One of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy.

Cross The Road

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Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Sperm bank

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Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.

Witches

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Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.

Unlucky

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Can’t believe how unlucky I am. Woke up this morning itching and with a big rash. Looks like I might be allergic to prostitutes.

Bedtime Chat

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The following conversation took place whilst having sex.

Guy: I think I hear someone coming?
Girl: OMG!! Who is it?
Guy: Meee, Ahhh! *Empties Sack*