Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

The Sun

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Q: what is the hottest part of the sun..
A: Page 3!

Cross The Road

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Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Sperm bank

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Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.

Witches

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Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.

Walked In

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I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.

University

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Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.

I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.