Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

KFC

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Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

Accused

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Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.

Fat Lass

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I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Kipling

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Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night.
She was exceedingly good.

Pinocchio

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Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.