Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

KFC

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Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

Accused

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Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.

Vampire

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Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

Crazy

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Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Fat Lass

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I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.