Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Vampire

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Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

Crazy

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Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Fat Lass

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I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Kipling

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Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night.
She was exceedingly good.

Parking Spaces

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Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.