Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Pinocchio

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Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.

Gayz

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Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Coffee Beans

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What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Vampire

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Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

Crazy

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Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Cool 13 Year Old

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Met a really cool 13 year old on-line the other day, she’s funny and really attractive. I suggested we meet up for a drink and then she told me she has a job as a private detective. Got to be the coolest 13 year old ever.