Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

A man phones work

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A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.

KFC

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Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

Accused

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Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.

Bubbles

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You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?”
Him: “Yes”
You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”

Night Club

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Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Pedos

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People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.