Best Funny Dirty Jokes

What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.

Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.

“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.