Best Funny Dirty Jokes

I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.

What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen

What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.

Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.