Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Average Person

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The average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m going to have a busy night tonight.

Toaster

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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

Hooters

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Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

Psychic

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The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

Viagra

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I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

Share

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I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.