Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Daddy

in Dirty Jokes
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My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.

Adam and Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam?
A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.

Best Thing

in Dirty Jokes
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The best thing about having a prostitute die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free

Sex Change

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -36

Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

Scream

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -33

My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.