Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?

An Orange pay as you go!

Bi

in Dirty Jokes
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All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.

Party

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Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.

Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.

Without Permission

in Dirty Jokes
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If you have sex with a prostitute without permission is it raype or shoplifting?

Blond Toilet

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.