18Feb Local Girls By Dave in Dirty Jokes +34 -34 I was just enjoying a wank when some woman popped up and said, “Find local girls in your area” I said, “Get the fuck out of my room, mum.”
27Aug Boss By SteveA in Dirty Jokes +17 -17 Just texted the following to my boss from work this morning. Me: What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don’t know. Me: I’m not coming in this morning.
13Dec Bowel Problems By Dave in Dirty Jokes +7 -7 Have you heard about that new social media platform for people with bowel problems? It’s called Shitter.
27Oct Jimmy Saville Milking By Dave in Dirty Jokes +24 -24 I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.
27Sep What’s Blue By ryanyde in Dirty Jokes +24 -24 What’s blue an f*cks old women? ………. Hypothermia!
26Dec Santa By Cally in Dirty Jokes +27 -27 Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A. Because he always wraps his package