Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Jimmy Saville Milking

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I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.

What’s Blue

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What’s blue an f*cks old women? ………. Hypothermia!

Hotel Staff

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Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.

Pizza Job

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Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.

Women and Glasses

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What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.

Cross The Road

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Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.