Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Circumcision

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Underwear

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My friend got mad at me the other day for smelling his sister’s underwear. I think it might have been because she was still wearing them, or because it was in front of his family. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

Sex Tape

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My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.

Toxic Masculinity

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A term made up by women no one will fuck.

Job

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What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.

Eggs Boiling

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The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.

Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!!
Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.