Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Server Going Down

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My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Hooters.

Hand Job

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Managed to get a hand job yesterday. I now work for Argos modelling watches.

Runny Nose

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Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Houses

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You know those sex houses people put in trees with the little wooden hole for your c*ck. Apparently those are for birds.

Hard Worker

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It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking porn websites.

New position

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Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.