Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
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If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+150 -130

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Guinness

in Dirty Jokes
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My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records but now I’m permanently banned from the library.

Making Love

in Dirty Jokes
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Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…

I don’t know how to do it.

Adam And Eve

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+87 -67

Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”

Midnight

in Dirty Jokes
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I was taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself “same shit different day”.