Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Piss

in Dirty Jokes
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If you go for a piss and your urine is clear, you’re hydrated.

If it’s yellow, you’re dehydrated.

If it’s white, you’re shaking your c*ck too much.

Sperm Bank

in Dirty Jokes
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Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.

Blonde

in Dirty Jokes
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Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
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If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+150 -130

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Making Love

in Dirty Jokes
+42 -22

Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…

I don’t know how to do it.